Welcome!

Welcome readers!

I'm Al Borland. You may know me from "Tool Time". For too many years, Tim "The Tool" Taylor made fat jokes and made fun of my mother. For too many years, I lived in his shadow, when everyone from the hardware store to the millions of viewers every week knew I was the star of that show.

So, I thought, now that "Tool Time" has been over for some time now, it's finally my time to shine. And what better way to shine than enter the world of Sports Blogging. I'm partnering up with my good friend, Huey Long. Long, a flamboyant southern politician from the early 20th century is as unique as they come.

But it's not just us, we've enlisted the writing of tons of celebrities. Sherlock Holmes, Star Jones, even William Hong will join us to breakdown the most crucial topics in sports today!

So, Tim? Screw you! This is my turn to shine!